Expecting Rain

Jesus, dude, thats beyond nasty!

You beat me to it!

It was all a misunderstanding. I posted about "Hollywood's Secret New Baby" in the Movie Topic with a screen grab from an upcoming Focus Feature depicting a steak covered in tomato catsup. A moderator mistook the steak for human flesh, and to deter future aberrance, decided to delete law-abiding posts I had made on Azerbaijani pop music, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, and anthropomorphic VHS cassettes. In my frustration, I ill-advisedly impugned the continent of Europe and the integrity of the forum. I'm sorry for everything I've done, and I hope to remedy it soon. This should be a time of joyful levity as we prepare the way of Clinton Heylin's 'Trouble In Mind: Bob Dylan's Gospel Years - What Really Happened'.

An easy miss steak.

When depicting Hollywood, a safer - and maybe more accurate - foodstuff to use is cheese.

Photos of cheese are quite often used on ER, but for some reason this thread won't give me the option of posting a photo at all, so you will simply have to imagine a large piece of cheese. Perhaps moulded into the shape of late-era Marlon Brando.

What kind of cheese would Marlon Brando be? I'd like to think he started as a strong, silent brie but then aged into a pungent limburger as he got older.

I think he probably ended up as rather a runny, stinky, kind of high-fat cheese - still essentially luscious, but not really very good for you. Like a Pont-L'eveque with a bit of mould on it.

He started out as a very firm, young, parmesan.

That's probably the kindest compliment the man ever got! What kind of grimy, moldy cheese could he have been during Last Tango in Paris?

I'm glad that's sorted.

A witch hunt.

I think this forum can be improved: the layout, the content, moderating... Lots of opportunities here.

Suggestion: can we please have a suggestions forum about suggestions on how to improve the suggestions forum?