thickboy wrote:
Train-I-Ride wrote:
Perhaps the other lady is about to offer the wanton lady a makeover. I have tried squinting, but all I'm coming up with at the moment is Fern Britton and Esther Rantzen!
Yes, there is a resemblance to foxy Fern and erotical Esther, but that is because you are not squinting hard enough... you need to stand up and from about twenty foot away try squinting again... but really focus on your squinting technique... you need to squint so hard that your eyes virtually close.
I've been practicising to the point where I feel I could easily outsquint Clint Eastwood in A Fistful of Dollars, and have walked to the bottom of my road to see what I could come up with- which unfortunately, right now, would appear to be Patricia Routledge and Kathy Bates. As I walked home they started morphing into Hulk Hogan and the late Princess Margaret, so I gave up. Clearly, I'm not cut out for this kind of work. Maybe I should just google some Drew and Uma pics, instead?
