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Author:  Tragos114 [ Sun September 30th, 2012, 11:26 GMT ]
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This is thread for DJ Bob's jokes . I'll start:


I'd be a great dancer except for two things–my feet


:lol:

Author:  Untrodden Path [ Wed December 12th, 2012, 00:14 GMT ]
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I once had a teacher that was cross-eyed. She couldn't keep her pupils straight.

Author:  raging_glory [ Wed December 12th, 2012, 00:16 GMT ]
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:lol:

Author:  gibsona07 [ Wed December 12th, 2012, 00:31 GMT ]
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He's best with his dry subtle timing...

The harmonica is now the best selling musical instrument in the USA.... you're welcome

That [some country singer's name I forget] was a great guy... until he beat his wife to death...

Author:  Untrodden Path [ Wed December 12th, 2012, 02:09 GMT ]
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From the Mother's Day show...

Man # 1: You look down. What's the matter?

Man # 2: I keep missing my mother in law and I don't know what to do.

Man # 1: Reload and try again.

Author:  Untrodden Path [ Wed January 9th, 2013, 14:50 GMT ]
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At the conclusion of the show on Divorce, Bob says, "I'm gonna make like a divorce and split."

Author:  Don't Think Twice [ Wed January 23rd, 2013, 02:25 GMT ]
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I'm new to TTRH, (and to ER) but one joke that made me laugh out loud was when he was talking about someone who referred to Lucinda Williams as the greatest songwriter in America (or something like that). Then he said, "I must have been out of town that week." :lol:

Author:  Tragos114 [ Mon March 4th, 2013, 12:45 GMT ]
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:lol: I love it when he makes references to himself .

Author:  Untrodden Path [ Sat August 10th, 2013, 10:53 GMT ]
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Not so much a joke but an off-hand comment that in its context caught me off-guard and made me laugh... in the Jail episode Bob noted the most popular "last meal" for convicts sentenced to death is fried chicken and french fries. He said, "I guess no one worries about their cholesterol when they know their about to die."

Author:  kybo8845 [ Sat August 10th, 2013, 12:23 GMT ]
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Untrodden Path wrote:
From the Mother's Day show...

Man # 1: You look down. What's the matter?

Man # 2: I keep missing my mother in law and I don't know what to do.

Man # 1: Reload and try again.


:lol: ... Oh my... :lol:

Author:  Untrodden Path [ Fri August 16th, 2013, 21:37 GMT ]
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On my way to work this morning I almost hit a telephone operator. It was a close call.

From the TTRH show, Telephones.

Author:  WoollyRockers [ Sun March 16th, 2014, 22:30 GMT ]
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Introducing The Grateful Deads Casey Jones on the (1st) Train Theme Time,

I read a lot of books and I somehow doubt the historical veracity of this song (ie. "high on cocaine"!) Made me chuckle. :lol: :lol:

Author:  kicx [ Sat June 14th, 2014, 22:18 GMT ]
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"I run into Marianne Faithfull at dunkin' donuts"

Author:  zim79 [ Wed November 5th, 2014, 20:37 GMT ]
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This isn't from Radio Hour but on stage in the early 90's -

"I used to date a tennis player but we broke up.......love meant nothing to her. :lol:

Author:  Tragos114 [ Thu November 6th, 2014, 01:31 GMT ]
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Tragos114 wrote:
This is thread for DJ Bob's jokes . I'll start:


I'd be a great dancer except for two things–my feet


:lol:


* "a thread" . Haha .

Author:  Belle Laugh [ Thu November 13th, 2014, 22:20 GMT ]
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kicx wrote:
"I run into Marianne Faithfull at dunkin' donuts"

:lol: :lol:

Author:  Masked And Anonymous [ Tue December 2nd, 2014, 00:40 GMT ]
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During the Coffee episode Bob quoted Jerry Irby as once having said, "I told my waiter my coffee tasted like mud." He said, "It should. It was ground this morning."

Author:  GarbageClown93 [ Sat January 3rd, 2015, 15:56 GMT ]
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Love Bob's jokes, excellent timing : D

Author:  Untrodden Path [ Sat June 18th, 2016, 22:39 GMT ]
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From Season 1 Episode 28 - Sleep

During the discussion on insomnia Bob says, "I sleep on the edge of the bed so it doesn't take me long to drop off."

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